Hetalia English Dub Transcript: Episode 1
Since this is the first one…
(blablabla) means either an action, background speech, or my own talking
[blablabla] means this text was in the show as a caption
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America: Dude I think the World Conference can convene! Solving all of today’s problems by talking excessively!
America: No matter how hard it seems, we can fix anything with enough meetings and photo ops.
(Spain gets tea!)
America: Feel free to speak honestly while protecting your chances for reelection!
(Sweden fixes his tie as Finland looks uncomfortably to the side!)
America: I’ll go first; about that whole using global warming to enslave humanity thing, I think we’ll be ok if we genetically engineer a huge hero and have her protect the Earth! I give you the Superhero Globoman!
Japan: I agree with America because-- (something something)
Switzerland: --Man up or I’ll beat you with my peace prize!